STOP THE ASS!

I’m left bewildered. It’s too early to work out what happened, but somehow the bus managed to arrive… on time!

Call me cynical, but I didn’t think this could happen. Ever. I thought the bus was an international conspiracy for making me late, that Wilts and Dorset were a front for the evil empire dedicated to crushing the morale of students. This is the same ‘evil empire’ front that pays old people to complain about how kids are stupider each year, and that releases fake data suggesting GCSE’s are getting easier to help form this pretence. After placing their evil pawns into government, they’re planning to go through with The Anti Student Sanction, or ‘ASS’ which will give them the right to piss in our drinks and shit on our housing rights, and they’re crafty about doing it. This was a test.

If I am dead by next week, remember their evilness and stop the Ass. STOP THE ASS!!!

Advertisements

About James

Uberbeard, otherwise known as James Crawford has just graduated from the Arts University Bournemouth, taking a course in Interactive Media. He's known to enjoy washing, eating and sleeping.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

November 2007
M T W T F S S
« Oct   Dec »
 1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
2627282930  

Categories

Uberupdates

%d bloggers like this: