I’m left bewildered. It’s too early to work out what happened, but somehow the bus managed to arrive… on time!
Call me cynical, but I didn’t think this could happen. Ever. I thought the bus was an international conspiracy for making me late, that Wilts and Dorset were a front for the evil empire dedicated to crushing the morale of students. This is the same ‘evil empire’ front that pays old people to complain about how kids are stupider each year, and that releases fake data suggesting GCSE’s are getting easier to help form this pretence. After placing their evil pawns into government, they’re planning to go through with The Anti Student Sanction, or ‘ASS’ which will give them the right to piss in our drinks and shit on our housing rights, and they’re crafty about doing it. This was a test.
If I am dead by next week, remember their evilness and stop the Ass. STOP THE ASS!!!