How much do I like Christmas pudding?
Enough to write a whole blog entry about how much I like Christmas pudding!
Enough to make myself feel a little bit ill because I ate half of our Christmas pudding in a pudding eating frenzy.
Enough to resign to eat nothing but Christmas pudding and Flaming Hot Monster Munch for the rest of my days.
Enough to fight a trained Ninja Panda with one nipple tied behind my back for more Christmas pudding.
Enough to give up Christmas pudding, for more Christmas pudding.
Enough to eat Christmas pudding that’s been dropped on the floor… Even if the floor was made of poop.
Poop ice cream! Poopscream! I will invent it. It has nothing to do with anything, but yes… Er.