Tonight is the ULTIMATE lonely night of all time, as both Emily and Misty have left me! Emily has gone back to Eastleigh for a while and Misty? Misty has been ‘hognapped’ by the dastardly Chris! Save my poor bushpig!
Ah, well in reality the great Chris Pegg is doing me a favor by looking after our gorgeous hoglet while the Alan and Bath people peer around our flat. I think they came today, but they didn’t leave a note or anything. Regardless, if they come another day and find out that we have a hedgehog I’ll just sue them for breaking in.
Oh, and Joe? Get on your blog man. Do it now.