It’s come to my attention (oh, not that cliche opening again) that I am in fact very much like an old man. Not in terms of age, but in terms of my mental approach to life. To prove my point (because I’m anal (heh, anal)) here is a list of my reasoning:
I feel threatened by most modern culture.
I am quite grumpy.
I sleep until 1pm most days.
Every now and then I become extremely nostalgic and recap days of my lost youth.
I am almost totally deaf.
- I’ve lost most of my self respect.
- I’m really forgetful.
- Sometimes I just zone out and don’t appear to be in the room.
- I like a nice coat.
- I’m really cold.
- So are my feet.
- Young people scare me.
- Them and their stupid fashions.
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those stupid hairdos.