Limericks

I found these limericks in a text file taken from my old PC. Some of them were a bit raw, so I’ve cut them out, but there are a couple of hilarious entries I’m rather proud of:

There once was a young man called Nathan,
He liked to eat lots of fresh bacon,
He ate them in rashers,
He also liked badgers,
And then he got stabbed in the eye.

There once was a person called Joe,
Who’s trade mark was often hello,
He used to say hey,
But got told that it was gay,
So now he says it anywhere he goes.

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About James

Uberbeard, otherwise known as James Crawford has just graduated from the Arts University Bournemouth, taking a course in Interactive Media. He's known to enjoy washing, eating and sleeping.

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