Now, this is an odd post about an odd subject that’s existence, under any normal circumstance, would not even occur to me:
Tampon sanitary towel decorations.
Were it not for my mother, whose observational skill is not documented to be any better than anyone else, I would not be writing to let you know that this normal looking tampon I am showing above (which may also be the highest resolution photograph of a tampon hosted on wordpress) has been shipped with a nice little easter egg for anyone willing to stare at it longer than it takes you to throw it between your legs.
That’s right! It’s ultra absorbent! No, no that’s not what I was pointing out at all. Look at the shaping of the central pattern; is it just us or does that resemble a fish? Well, it’s either that or a Fat Man nuke but I’m fairly sure nobody has accused woman parts of smelling like atomic power before.
Is someone sat in the Bodyform office snickering away at their own wit? Or have they unknowingly designed a hilarious pattern gracing the pubic area of millions of women, cementing the association between sea life and vagina’s for centuries to come? I don’t know, nor does mother and between us we know almost nothing about everything.