Who Are They Looking At?

So today while pissing around my friends drew portraits of me, under timed conditions and at my behest. Joe took the first stab:

A geeky looking, round headed version of me.

James Crawford, by Joe

As you can see, I am a round headed, bearded geek who is saying an unrecognisable slang word, tech!

A man sitting at his desk. It's love.

James Crawford, by Paul

Ooh, thanks Paul, a portrait of me. At my desk. Even though we’re out at a barbecue. That makes sense. Perhaps we could have an actual attempt made…

A softly sculpted man with entirely kissable lips.

James Crawford, by Kenny

A-hah! This is what I was expecting and Kenny did not let me down. I mean, look at those soft lips. Look at those eyes. The ears might be a bit too big but that absolutely fits my character perfectly. I considered putting up Dawn’s attempt but it has a mohawk and three eyes, so I’m not sure she was even attempting to capture me, so I’ll go straight to Je-holy shit! Look at that!

What appears to be Clive Owen with my glasses.

James Crawford, by Jenny

Who the hell was Jenny sitting across from, Clive Owen? I look like I’m pulling off a fantastic Blue Steel in this portrait. It’s almost disturbingly buff. So, uh. Thanks Jenny.

Love, Uber

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About James

Uberbeard, otherwise known as James Crawford has just graduated from the Arts University Bournemouth, taking a course in Interactive Media. He's known to enjoy washing, eating and sleeping.

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